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Bible Puns, Jokes & Riddles

Q: Why couldn't anyone play cards on the ark?

A: Because the animals were on the deck.

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Q: Where was Solomon's temple located?

A: On the side of his head.

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Q: Which old testament character was know for having a foul mouth at a young age?

A: Job - He cursed the day he was born. (Job 3:1)

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Q: Where is baseball mentioned in the bible?

A:- In the big inning (Genesis 1:1)
  - Genesis 3:6- Eve stole first and Adam stole second
  - Rebekah went to the well with a "pitcher"
  - Exodus 4:4 "And he put out his hand, and caught it"
  - Numbers 11:32 "Ten homers"
  - Proverbs 18:10 "The righteous run into it, and is safe
  - Ezekiel 36:12 "Yea, I will cause men to walk"

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Q: Who was the shortest man in the Bible?

A: (Some think it was Zacheus, some Nehemiah (Knee-high Miah,
    Others thinks it was Bildad the Shuhite (shoe hight), but in fact,
   It was Peter - he slept on his watch!

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Q: Why did Moses cross the red sea?

A: To get to the other side - weren't you tired of all those 'Why did
   the chicken cross the road' jokes?

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Q: What man is known for having killed 1/4 of the world's population 
   in one day?
A: Cain when he killed Abel.

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Q: How long did Cain hate his brother

A: As long as he was able (Abel)

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Q: Where does it talk about Honda cars in the Bible?

A: In Acts 1:14_"These all continued with one accord"

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Q: In what place in the world did the cock crow when all the world 
heard him?

A: On Noah's ark

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Q: What were the Phoenicians famous for?

A: Blinds

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Q: Why was Moses the most wicked man in the Bible?

A: Because he broke the Ten Commandments all at once. (Exodus 32:19)

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Q: At what time of the day was Adam created?

A: A little before Eve.

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Q: What man in the Bible had no parents?

A: Joshua, the son of Nun.

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Q: Who was the most popular actor in the Bible?

A: Samson. He brought the house down

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Q: If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?

A: Because he would be several thousand years old.

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Q: Why was job always cold in bed?

A: Because he had such miserable comforters

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Q: Who was the straightest man in the Bible?

A: Joseph - Pharoah made a ruler out of him.

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Q: If Methuselah was the oldest man in the Bible (969 years old), why 
did he die before his father?

A: His father is Enoch.  Enoch never died, God took him.

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Q: How can we assume that the woman at the well was overweight?

A: The passage says that she was a woman of "some area" (Samaria)

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Q: Were Joseph's parents cannibals?

A: I don't know... but they did call their daughter Dinah.

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