KRUSZER'S VIRTUAL WHITE CHRISTMAS TOUR
NOT HAVING A WHITE CHRISTMAS?
Don't worry! That's why this page is here! Wecome to your virtual white Christmas tour.
Just crank up the air conditioning, throw on your coats, boots, hats and mits, and if you really want to get into it, jump into your freezer.
Can you feel it yet? Are you nice and cold? Okay now you're ready. First step: Time to get the Christmas tree.
The cold bitting at your fingers as you try to saw your way through the frozen Christmas tree sap, but hey, look at all those pretty snowflakes falling... Very pretty in the air... until they land and you have to shovel three feet of them before you can even get in or out of your driveway.
After you've brought the tree inside, take a walk...
The night is dark, the houses are all lit up with couloured Christmas lights... as you walk the air smells crisp and cool... that is if your nose hasn't frozen solid yet or isn't stuffed up with a winter cold, and you can smell anything at all
Notice the way the lights seem to dance on the falling snow, and reflect off of the snow on the ground...
Okay, snap out of it! You've been outside too long; your brain's going numb.
Time to come back inside for some hot chocolate.
It feels great to defrost your fingers around a nice warm cup. Mmmmmm... smell the rich chocolate as you wait for it to cool down a little. You watch the little marshmellows melt away...
Yes, white Christmas can be enchanting... but only if you have a really good attitude - and you stay inside. Winters in Canada can be ferociously cold.
(Although this is supposed to be your virtual white Christmas tour,
I must confess, I'd rather be taking a swim at the beach then a walk in the snow anyday! (I'm not a winter person at all)
Okay folks that's it. While we come to the end please keep your arms and hands with you at all times. It is advised to wait until your fingers thaw out before attempting to type again.
O NO! DID YOUR MOUSE FREEZE TO DEATH? I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE EQUIPPED YOU WITH A VIRTUAL MOUSE HAT...
I've been told that the best way to ressucitate a mouse is to get it clicking again. So move fast & click on one of my Christmas below.
HAVE FUN! AND MAY JESUS BE YOUR REASON THIS SEASON.
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